the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to create powers

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to be stupid

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Acid tears.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!