- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The ability to change races.

The power to have an ability.

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to make pencils dull.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to not have a super power.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

Pointless Super Powers