The power to like any show

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!