The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to beathe

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!