The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to live.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!