- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to die on command.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power of night-blindness.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power of laser pointer vision.

Invisible handwriting.

Pointless Super Powers