the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!