The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to be powerless

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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power to age faster

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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lol

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!