The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!