The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be powerless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!