- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to become black!

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to morph into yourself

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to become translucent

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to die using only your mind.

Pointless Super Powers