The power to take edible shits.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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lol

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to eat your poop

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to walk through air.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to speak braille.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!