- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to become black!

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to smell through your arse.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

Pointless Super Powers