The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!