- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

the ability to die on command

The power to be french.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to self destruct

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to morph into yourself

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The ability to smell colors

the power to inhale and exhale air

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

Pointless Super Powers