the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to get married

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The power to breath at will.

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hello

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power to age faster

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!