power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!