The ability to change your weight

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!