- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to be forever alone

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the ability to die on command

The power to be french.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to self destruct

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to morph into yourself

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

Pointless Super Powers