The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power of self mind control

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!