the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to pee poop

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!