- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to run as fast as a snail.

Pointless Super Powers