The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to fart tear gas

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to beathe

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to change races.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!