- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to change your eye color.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

Pointless Super Powers