- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

Pointless Super Powers