the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The Power to Power

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!