- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to kill yourself

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to get this. Do you get it?

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to become famous on vine

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

Pointless Super Powers