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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.
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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.
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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The ability to not live forever
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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order
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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees
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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.
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The ability to see everything in black and white.
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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.
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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM
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The power to see through things that are invisible.
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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.
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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.
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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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The power of being negative all the time.
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the power to eat bread
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The power to volunteer as tribute.
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the power to summon a massive midget
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the power to make bubles without soap
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The Power to Power
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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.
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The power to do something as powerful as thin air
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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.
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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!