The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to burn the sun.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!