the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!