the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!