The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!