- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The ability to get up from the couch.

to do nothing

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to control mealworms

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

Pointless Super Powers