- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to smell through your arse.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

Pointless Super Powers