- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to not have a brain!

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to be powerless

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the power to get married

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power of self mind control

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

Pointless Super Powers