the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to die

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to be a common person

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!