- Pointless Super Powers

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to scare female plants.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

boo

The power to have a unique fart smell