- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hear fish.

The power to be a common person

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to melt your bones

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

Pointless Super Powers