The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Being able to fly in place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!