- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to always know the exact time.

the power to turn into a tree

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Pointless Super Powers