The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!