the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!