- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the ability to talk to humans

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!