The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!