you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!