The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the ability to die on command

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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32% Levitation.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to morph into yourself

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!