you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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boo

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to die.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the ability to post here

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!