The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to take a crap.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!