the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to not care.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!