- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the power to fly, but only when you poop

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

Pointless Super Powers