The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!