The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!