the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the ability to die on command

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be french.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to self destruct

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!