Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to not do it.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to become black!

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!