The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to like this power

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!