The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to count to potato

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!