The power to see through air

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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power to age faster

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to not get shit dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!