the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to eat food.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to like any show

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!