The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!