The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to die on the spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!