the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!