- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath at will.

The power to drown on land.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

Immunity to curable diseases.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to uncontrally boop

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the power to change people socks on command

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to make remotes invisible

Pointless Super Powers