The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!