The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to plank

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to not have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!