- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

power to have no power at all

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to be super jewish

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

make youself dumb

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

boo

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

Pointless Super Powers