The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!