- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power to randomly die at any moment

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

power to have no power at all

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to be super jewish

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

Pointless Super Powers