- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to inhale and exhale air

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

Pointless Super Powers