The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

Being a freemason

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to lock open doors

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!